andysharp asked: how'd u go about gettin rimmed?

Well…one would need to find a participant willing to place his/her tongue in or on your cornhole….this is probably the most difficult aspect of the entire process. Once you have done this, and they are sober enough to walk to your room then you simply force their head down between ur legs and beside your asshole…then force their mouth on your asshole…if you feel the need to fart during the process then feel free my friend…this will add to the whole event with hilarious side affects!

andysharp asked: best fuckin website on the internet
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Music rocks….

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning and company doesn’t mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts and presents aren’t promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child, and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure… that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.

Veronica A. Shoffstall (via andysharp)

Awesome!

Austin Stevens, he gets his arse ring licked!

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AMAZING CARD TRICK!!

What if I’m not drinking?…then you’re a featherless wing!

Andy P and Jake Reid

Let’s make dreams happen!….

Me

andysharp:

Ben Folds shows how chatroulette should be done

You have to get your kicks some way boys…

Andy P